Friday, February 15, 2008

The Hell?!?

Found this randomly. What the hell, Jillian?!? Why didn't you ever act this way on the show? You could have been a really interesting counterpoint to Christian, instead of always being so damn professional.

Jillian's Terrifying Audition Tape

Actually, I'm kinda creeped out by you now. You seemed to be really aggressively flirting with the producers via video, then outright begging. Yikes!

Okay, since you seem really self-conscious here, and this whole effort is so painful, I'm going to guess that you were rejected from the last season simply because you weren't very entertaining. That I can understand, since I think you might be a robot. But a really talented robot. So you played the crazy card to get your foot in the door, and after you were in, went back to your oh-so-mechanical ways. In that case, good for you for working the system to your advantage!

Bad for you that Bravo posted your audition tape. Well, at least the world knows how fun you'd be at a party, and that you really know how to hold up a promise! Congrats on being in the final 3!

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