Help

Okay, so I have a question. How would y'all explain to your landlady that you broke your toilet seat? Seriously. Last night I was scooping kitty litter and was leaning on the toilet with my other hand. I guess I caught it just right, and the poor toilet seat was snapped off of its hinges. It's just sitting loose now on the bowl.

This kind of stuff only happens to me. I think I may just buy some superglue and try to fix it myself.